Tuesday, August 18, 2009
Vespas..... Oh Please.
People in Vespas are just so cool. Especially the ones with a porn mustache and a business suit. Good job with the helmet too, dude- baby blue with a few stickers and a chin strap; it just sets the tone. I think it would be funny if someone in a Vespa had a bumper sticker that said, "My other car is a ...... car." They should just drive cars like everybody else. Or at the very least man-up and get a motorcycle. Not to be a conformist or anything, but just so they don't look so ridiculous cruising down the street. I mean, sitting with your feet on a little platform in front of you, feeling the wind in your golden locks is cool and all, but get your act together. No matter how badass you feel you are by saving money and "helping the environment," it doesn't make up for the fact that you look like a fool. Vespas are just kids amongst men of the road; it seems as though they'll get gobbled up by an SUV at any turn. So get off the road with that childish scooter of yours and play with your dolls instead.